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Drum Demotivational Poster


DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by caveman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: s**t.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


Knock at 3am -




THUNDER - happens when God kicks out a WICKED-ASS drum solo!!




CAT DRUMS - It's not that we expected the unexpected. We just never expected this.




DEATH IN THE BAND -




BODY BUILDING CUNUNDRUM - So, what do you think, a chick on steroids or a drag queen


TAGS: body building cunundrum steroids
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Azzameen85 - September 6, 2011, 2:08 pm
I'd hit it... No matter what she's packing...
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:33 am
I have corrected the misspelling and resubmitted...
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:21 am

sorry budog...previous comment was for alixian not you.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:20 am

you better get it right....it will beat the snot out of you if you don't
Budog - September 5, 2011, 4:47 am
Verdeckt, I will correct and resubmit tomorrow. Too tired now, almost 3:00 a.m. time to call it a night. Thanks for pointing that out...
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 4:09 am
I recommend a shovel, don't worry it looks like someone already has.
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 2:50 am
Don't know but I'd still *** it
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 1:23 am
*conundrum


SOME PICTURES - DO NOT NEED WORDS


TAGS: drums
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by RONHUSTLEMAN

screamin361 - December 13, 2012, 1:17 am
Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth...


AN EXISTENTIAL CONUNDRUM -




That's Vehicular -




Contemplation -


TAGS: problem solution thinking conundrum therapy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2014, 2:23 pm
"Life is difficult. That'll be $150.00, please."


Daily routine -


TAGS: same old same old every day is exactly the same ho hum humdrum nothing to see here folks bork bork bork
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

XerxestheGreat - September 28, 2014, 9:20 pm
"This is what has to be done to be a true warrior..." -Master Xerxes, 2014


FEMALE GREYBEARDS - I STILL STRUGGLE WITH THAT CONCEPT.... -


TAGS: conundrum
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by culos

Derek - February 18, 2010, 3:50 pm
I'd always a**umed a more Southern "beard"


THE CIRCLE OF (SHOW-SOME) LOVE - 2 Hippies enter.... 1 HIPPIE LEAVES!!


TAGS: hippie riotors circle of love drum circle vegan
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:18 pm
Nice ThunderDome reference


LITTLE DRUMMER BOY - little kid playing his drum cannon




Breathless -


TAGS: b***erfly drums
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - September 1, 2015, 2:43 am
yes
spacedog - August 31, 2015, 11:22 pm
HA! Can't remember? I wasn't even there and I'm sure it after a big inhale. 5 minute solo!


Grand Nagus Zek -


TAGS: ds9 ferengi tympanic eardrum audiology
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hermia

Hermia - February 15, 2017, 12:17 pm
Ferengi have huge ears, and perhaps their tympanic membranes (ear drums)are also large, so an ear infection could be fatal.
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2017, 3:39 am
What word didn't you understand? How else would Quark ascend to the position?
Reality Lord - February 14, 2017, 4:09 pm

wtf?


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